internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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kingjaffejoffer:

ridge:

guilty 

yup

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xgnarwhalx:

"the king declares everyone mus…"

"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"

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xgnarwhalx:

"the king declares everyone mus…"

"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"

stunningpicture:

Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find some enlightenment?

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stunningpicture:

Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find some enlightenment?

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coolator:

cha cha real smooth

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coolator:

cha cha real smooth

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69shadesofgray:

game night. but first, lemme take a selfie.

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69shadesofgray:

game night. but first, lemme take a selfie.

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